I've about had it.

Everybody sit the hell down, eat a goddamn cookie and cheer the fuck up. I mean honestly. Is malaise contagious over the internet or something? I wouldn't have friended you if you weren't awesome. SO QUIT WITH THE BOO BOO TALK and remind yourself, "caoilinnshouse thinks I'm fabulous so clearly I am. I mean, look at her. She's fantastic ( Read more... )

But it made me actually snort, and I can't stop giggling.
( Sunday lol* )

This looks like something I would make up. Seriously. It can't be real.

The 10-year anniversary special edition DVD of Titanic comes with an alternate ending.

Just overheard in the ladies' room (aka cell phone lounge):

"Grandmom better stop running her fucking mouth like the tramp that she is!"

(Sorry, lj, I seem to be heavy on posts and light on content today. But I just had to share that.)